Two self-proclaimed players compete against each other to pick up women in a real bar. The two contestants go against each other in rounds to complete different objectives all related to seducing women. Hidden cameras record all the action, and four “expert” pick up artists judge to decide which of the two contestants did better picking up women during a round.

It’s been a few years, and there’s still not a lot going on in Dog River, 40 kilometres from nowhere. But that’s all about to change.