A vampire, a nihilist, and a murderous dwarf with super powers, come together, aided by the powers of a young woman’s magical penis, to fulfill an ancient prophecy and battle an ancient demon.

A quartet of mutated humanoid turtles clash with an uprising criminal gang of ninjas

Film follows two friends attempting to rob a petrol station, but are so useless that they end up working there all night.

The Saga continues with the Emmy-winning “Star Wars: Clone Wars.” This animated micro-series, directed by Genndy Tartakovsky, captures George Lucas’ vision in a dynamic animated style that is a visual delight for all ages. “Star Wars: Clone Wars” Volume 1 reveals the epic adventures that bridge the story arc between “Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones” and “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.” Follow the valiant Jedi Knights and the Brave soldiers of the Republic’s clone army as they battle against the droid forces of the Separatists, led by the evil Sith Lord, Count Dooku. Witness the battles that made galactic heroes out of Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi, and along the way get a first look at the new menace from Episode III, General Grevious. This is a must-have for any “Star Wars” collection.

Ashley Scott plays an executive for a company that produces pet supplies. Just after getting into a fight with her boyfriend about their relationship status, she takes up with the company’s mascot and the company president’s son on a road trip across America at Christmastime in an effort to get home for the holiday season.

Counselors are being killed off at summer camp, and Sam (Fran Kranz) is stuck in the middle of it. Instead of contacting the cops, he calls his friend and slasher-film expert (Alyson Hannigan) to discuss his options.

A Democratic political consultant helps a retired Marine colonel run for mayor in a small, conservative Wisconsin town.

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Ike Graham, New York columnist, writes his text always at the last minute. This time, a drunken man in his favourite bar tells Ike about Maggie Carpenter, a woman who always flees from her grooms in the last possible moment. Ike, who does not have the best opinion about females anyway, writes an offensive column without researching the subject thoroughly.

It is New Year’s weekend and the friends of Peter (Fry) gather at his newly inherited country house. Ten years ago, they all acted together in a Cambridge University student comedy troupe, but it’s less clear how much they have in common now.Peter’s friends are Andrew (Branagh), now a writer in Hollywood; married jingle writers Roger (Laurie) and Mary (Staunton); glamorous costume designer Sarah (Emmanuel); and eccentric Maggie (Thompson), who works in publishing. Cast in sharp relief to the university chums are Carol (Rudner), the American TV star wife of Andrew; and loutish Brian (Slattery), Sarah’s very recently acquired lover. Law plays Peter’s disapproving housekeeper, Vera; and Lowe, her son Paul. Briers appears in a cameo role as Peter’s father.

When a San Francisco exec wins a New Zealand inn, she ditches city life to remodel and flip the rustic property with help from a handsome contractor.

Altruistic Jane finds herself facing her worst nightmare as her younger sister announces her engagement to the man Jane secretly adores.