Death by 1000 cuts refers to an ancient method of torture in which numerous small cuts were made on a victim’s body. None of the cuts were deadly by themselves, but the combination of them would cause them to die a slow, painful death. In psychology, it refers to small issues that are overlooked until they add up to something too big to ignore. Sometimes I question which version of the phrase is worse.

A vampire, a nihilist, and a murderous dwarf with super powers, come together, aided by the powers of a young woman’s magical penis, to fulfill an ancient prophecy and battle an ancient demon.