Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment – such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing “Neckbelts” and a study finding that “depression hits losers hardest”. This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Honest and straightforward small-town Shirlee Kenyon chucks her boyfriend and heads for Chicago. Accidentally having to host a radio problem phone-in show, it is clear she is a natural and is hired on the spot. But the station insists she call herself Doctor, and as her popularity grows a local reporter starts digging for the truth. Problem is, the more he is around her the more he fancies her.

Haunted by dreams of an ancestral Okoroshi masquerade, a disillusioned security guard wakes up one morning to find himself transformed into a mute, purple spirit, in Abba Makama’s surrealist romp through the sprawling city of Lagos.

When an elite special forces commander accidentally uncovers an insidious military conspiracy, his family is brutally murdered. Now the target of an intergalactic manhunt, they will stop at nothing to silence him.

Comedian Amanda Seales makes her stand-up debut in the hour-long special.

Billionaire named Roach desperately searches for the secret serum which could turn an ordinary human into a superbeing…

Immediately following the events of Vol. 1, Jon is on the run with his girlfriend with Harvey in hot pursuit to reclaim his money.

The conservative comedian weighs in on the issues of the day.

A Russian immigrant finds himself in bed with the mob after buying a sexual novelties shop.

Three British soldiers find themselves stranded in No Man’s Land after a failed charge on the German Trenches. Set in France 1916.

Mat and Alan, estranged brothers, reunite just before Alan leaves for a vacation with his girlfriend. When he returns sooner than expected without his girlfriend, Alan finds Mat and his family have moved into his apartment.